MEET THIS GUY
This guy has done more than just gunpowder and treason. He's been caught red handed cheating, stealing and causing irreparable harm to innocents.
Made with shredded files, decimated rose garden petals, golf green grass, orange peel and bound with the thread of unravelled American dreams.
Instructions for burning:
1) Light a fire.
2) Throw this guy in fire.
3) Watch him burn. Maintain eye contact.
Optional incantation:
Per ignem pergamus. Per risum vincimus. Ad cineres cum huius bullshito.
£250
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MEET THIS GUY
This guy did more than try to bring down
the houses of Parlaiment. He used the influence of the royal family to involve himself in child trafficking circles.
Made with the sweat of a guilty man, teddy bear stuffing, photographic evidence, illicit flight records, a pizza menu and emails from 'The Invisible Man'.
Instructions for burning:
1) Light a fire.
2) Throw this guy in fire.
3) Watch him burn. Maintain eye contact.
Optional incantation:
Per ignem pergamus. Per risum vincimus. Ad cineres cum huius bullshito.
£250
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MEET THIS GUY
Guy Fawkes would have been able to see right through this guy's religious facade. This guy poses as a Christian while performing very unchristian acts. It would have set the blood of the English Catholics boiling back in 1605. Today this guy's abuse of power and innocents has landed him as worthy of burning.
Made with lost bible verses, religious props, allegations in newsprint, candles of a 16th birthday, human chest hair, healing sage.
Instructions for burning:
1) Light a fire.
2) Throw this guy in fire.
3) Watch him burn. Maintain eye contact.
Optional incantation:
Per ignem pergamus. Per risum vincimus. Ad cineres cum huius bullshito.
£250
Low stock
MEET THIS GUY
This guy makes a few barrels of gunpowder look like nothing. Responsible for the deaths of nearing 700,000 people, countless war crimes and terror threats - this has to be one of the worst guys around to burn.
Made with ashes of empire, oligarch gold, poisonous perfume, KGB documents, state propaganda and occupied soil.
Instructions for burning:
1) Light a fire.
2) Throw this guy in fire.
3) Watch him burn. Maintain eye contact.
Optional incantation:
Per ignem pergamus. Per risum vincimus. Ad cineres cum huius bullshito.
£250
Low stock
MEET THIS GUY
The amount of powders this guy has access to puts the kegs under the houses of Parliament to shame. Known for the exploitation of countries, staff and innocents - this guy will go up in flames as quickly as a faulty car.
Made with hair of doge, roots of apartheid, corrupt blue feather, mined emeralds, profits of exploitation and crashed car components.
Instructions for burning:
1) Light a fire.
2) Throw this guy in fire.
3) Watch him burn. Maintain eye contact.
Optional incantation:
Per ignem pergamus. Per risum vincimus. Ad cineres cum huius bullshito.
£250
Low stock
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